Welcome to Tales for the Stand: Where the Deer Stories Roam Free!

Pull up a chair, pour yourself a cup of coffee—or a shot of whiskey, depending on the time of day—and settle in for Tales for the Stand, a series crafted to entertain hunters, storytellers, and anyone who’s ever found themselves freezing in a deer stand thinking, “This would make one hell of a story.”

Here’s the deal: this series is completely fictional. That’s right, folks—no actual deer, hunters, or questionable moonshine were harmed in the making of these tales. But we won’t blame you if they feel a little too real.

We’ve split this series into two sections, so everyone can enjoy the wild world of deer camp, no matter their sense of humor or tolerance for risqué shenanigans:

The Family-Friendly Section

Welcome to the safe zone—where the jokes are clean, the shenanigans are mild, and the only thing that’ll make your grandma blush is a particularly clever pun about antlers. These stories are perfect for sharing with the kids, swapping with your pastor at Sunday brunch, or slipping into your community’s hunting newsletter. Think warm campfires, good-natured laughs, and just enough mischief to keep it interesting.

This section features heartwarming tales about:

• Grandpa teaching Junior the ropes.

• The accidental rookie mistakes that somehow end in triumph.

• That one guy who insists on calling in deer with a kazoo (and it actually works).

No matter your age or level of hunting experience, this section will leave you smiling, nodding, and saying, “I know someone just like that!”

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The R-Rated Section

Now, if you’re the type who enjoys a bit more spice with your venison—and you’re not easily offended—then buckle up, because the R-rated section is where the real chaos begins.

This is where:

• Hard liquor flows like a river, and so do the bad decisions.

• The women in camp don’t just hold their own—they dominate the campfire banter with jokes dirtier than a hog wallow.

• The bucks aren’t the only ones chasing racks (wink, wink).

These stories are loaded with raunchy humor, ridiculous antics, and characters so wild you’ll be wondering if you met them at the last deer expo. Just remember: what happens in the deer camp stories, stays in the deer camp stories.

Which Section Will You Explore First?

Whether you’re here for the laughs, the relatable mishaps, or the kind of stories that make your buddies spit out their beer, Tales for the Stand has something for everyone. So grab a seat, pick your section, and enjoy the ride—because out here, the only thing we take seriously is the storytelling.

Welcome to the stand. Let’s get to the tales.

Disclaimer

The stories contained in these books are works of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or deceased, or real events is purely coincidental. The characters, settings, and scenarios are entirely products of the author’s imagination and are meant for entertainment purposes only.

While alcohol plays a humorous role in these tales, it is important to note that it is illegal, irresponsible, and dangerous to hunt while under the influence of alcohol or any other substances. These stories are intended to highlight the camaraderie and chaos of deer camp, not to promote unsafe or unlawful behavior in real-life hunting situations.

We encourage all hunters to follow ethical hunting practices, respect local laws, and always prioritize safety—for yourself, your fellow hunters, and wildlife.

Remember, this book series is about enjoying tall tales, sharing laughs, and celebrating the spirit of the hunting tradition. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the fictional ride!